You company’s holiday party is coming up. Normal parties call for normal party behavior. The company party is very different. You can’t cut loose like you do with your buddies.
If you make too many wrong moves at the company party, you’re going to be remembered as “that guy.” You’ll be called “that guy who passed out on the dance floor” or “that girl who made a move on the boss.” Trust me. You don’t want to be that guy or girl.
There are a couple of guidelines that will keep you out of trouble.
1. Don’t be the drunk.
No one will think you’re awesome. They’ll think you’re a moron.
2. Don’t bring the drunk.
You’ll be guilty by association if you bring the drunk. Also, you don’t want to play babysitter all night.
3. Don’t dress like an idiot.
Keep the clubbing clothes at home. Dress tastefully.
4. Don’t stuff your face.
Show some restraint. It’s not an eating contest.
5. Don’t talk business all night.
You don’t want to show everyone how boring you are outside of work.
6. Don’t tip badly.
If there’s a bar, don’t be stingy with the tip. Your coworkers are watching you.
7. Don’t tell inappropriate jokes.
You don’t want to offend anyone. It might lead to a lawsuit.
8. Don’t hit on your co-workers or bosses.
A failed attempt will bring you a world of hurt.
9. Don’t drink and drive.
This is good advice no matter where you are.
10. Leave extra clothes in your car.
You’ll have something to wear when you end up spilling wine on your clothes.
If you follow these simple rules, you won’t look like an idiot in front of your boss. Oh yeah, and try to have fun.
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